I cannot even begin to imagine what she means, but I.kind of have a soft spot in my heart for water weirdos. To be fair, Alive Water isn't regular water-it's "high vibe water, and you can feel it," says TikToker who is j'addicted to the brand. TikTok has sold me some frankly stupid things (yes, I'm referring to the hand-pump espresso machine which, predictably, was horrible), but I'm thrilled to share that I've, at the very least, never bought artisanal water. Li Goldstein, digital production assistant TikTok is roasting Alive Water’s $88 spring water Here’s hoping no rock-related injuries have occurred as a result. My feeble imagination fails to conjure any other reasonable explanation. Why the gray area, TJ? Just spitballing here: Maybe somebody mistook an industrial-sized bag of rocks for an industrial-sized bag of chocolate chips. According to the official recall, they may contain rocks. Reminding us that she’s human, TJs very much missed this week by somehow, somewhere, incorporating rocks into three cookie varieties, forcing the company to cryptically recall all of the cookies’ stock. Oven-baked cheese bites? Extra bags at the ready. TJBCD (Trader Joe’s Buffalo chicken dip, in layman’s terms)? Gone in two days, max. Snack maven Trader Joe’s rarely misses, pumping out a new little treat seemingly on the daily. Elazar Sontag, restaurant editor Trader Joe’s recalls cookies that may contain rocks When it comes to the ever-mysterious lore of Lana, maybe it’s best that we just mind our business. If you’re wondering how many shifts Lana worked, whether or not the appearance is a stunt connected to a song off her latest album (in which she mentions the Alabama city), or have any other questions involving the words Lana Del Rey and Waffle House, the answer is I have absolutely no clue. She filled coffee orders, sang “Amazing Grace” with a diner as he finished breakfast (as one does?), and generally made me wish this was an entire reality show and not just some bizarre string of unexplained fan-captured photos and videos. I know this because Twitter absolutely exploded late last week when photos started to circulate of our very famous queen in full uniform as she clocked a shift at a Waffle House in Florence, Alabama. But I must tell you that the singer is decidedly not in California at the moment. Usually, I feel confident the singer is in California, writing songs about driving around in old-school cars and getting picked up in old-school cars. I spend a lot of time-one might say too much-wondering what Lana Del Rey is up to. Lana Del Rey was spotted working at a Waffle House in Alabama Here’s what else is happening in food moments on the internet this week. Lastly, Popeyes bundled a bunch of its sides and called them Girl Dinner. An $88 jug of water has found an audience of haters on TikTok. Paling in comparison this week but also begging many questions, Trader Joe’s is recalling a cookie that potentially-emphasis on potentially-contains rocks. It’s an uncanny, sort-of-delightful phenomenon, like seeing your teacher at the grocery store. Think Ben Affleck at the Dunkin’ drive-through or, more recently, David Letterman bagging groceries. Primarily: Why did she do it? Is this performance art? This cultural motif-celebrity-working-in-normal-place-is well worn. This canon event begs so many questions that my brain struggles to bear the weight of them. It’s Lana Del Rey working behind the counter at Waffle House. Last week we discussed the rumor circulating on TikTok that Europeans don’t believe in water. Welcome to Delicious or Distressing, where we rate recent food memes, videos, and other entertainment news.
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